GearCulture

Unlike heavy, awkward, loud and temperamental tattoo machines, the Neuma Hybrid Tattoo Machine ($400) boasts a modern design with a lightweight stainless steel, anodized aircraft-grade aluminum construction. This air-based tattoo machine features optimized airflow for better torque and higher speeds which reduces the sting factor associated with the tattooing process. All parts of the Neuma Hybrid Tattoo Machine are manufactured to medical-grade standards for better hygiene and to significantly decrease the chances of spreading blood-borne diseases. [source]

If you're sick and tired of Hallmark greeting cards and are in dire need of something a little more unique, then pick up a pack of The Fucking Card Collection by 16 Sparrows ($4; $12/8 cards; $25/10 cards). This line of cards tells it like it is, expressing your happy wishes with profanity included. Let's be honest, nothing says "I’m happy for you" more than "Congratufuckinglations". [source]

Show your houseplants some love by making sure they're fully hydrated. The Botanicalls Kit ($99) includes everything you need to let your plant communicate and reach out when they need some H20. This do-it-yourself Arduino-powered kit with a moisture sensor connects to Twitter over the internet through a built-in Wi-Fi to report its watering status.

Never have to break in your own home again with the help of this unique key hiding device. Made to look like a typical lawn-watering device, the Sprinkler Key Hider ($8) allows you to hide your keys, spare money or document in plain sight. This realistic sprinkler key holder is waterproof, virtually indestructible and has enough room for multiple keys.

Now where would you put that Venti on that cluttered desk? The DrinKlip Cup Holder ($25) is the solution for desks that cannot spare any realty. This simple, yet sturdy cup holder easily clips onto the edge of a table which also helps prevent spillage. Once secured, the DrinKlip can support weights up to 1.5 lbs and cups up to 3.25" in diameter.

Don't you just hate it when you're at a bar working on a girl, then some cock block takes your spot as soon as you walked away to buy her a drink? Just reach in your pocket and hand him Douche Card ($5/pack of 25) to let him know exactly what you think. With so many douches out there, you might as well pick up a couple of packs. [source]

Rock out with your key out! When you're finally ready to settle down with one of your groupies, make her feel even more special with the Key of Rock (£15). This original design from Haniboi is a guitar-shaped key with embossed detailing that easily sets itself apart from other keys. The Key of Rock is made to standard key sizing and works with genuine Yale door locks. [source]

Carry the Swiss Army knife that's perfect for situations in the office. The Swiss Army Presentation Pro ($170 - $330) gets upgraded with a removable 32GB USB drive with fingerprint authentication, laser pointer and an integrated Bluetooth remote to control presentations on your PC or notebook. Some standard Swiss Army tool were safe and didn't get the boot including the knife, flathead screwdriver and scissors.

Ordering takeout shouldn't be stressful. Next time you plan on ordering in, instead of reaching in your junk drawer for a pile of jumbled menus, reach for the Takeout Menu Organizer by Knock Knock ($21). This two spine binder comes equipped with tabbed dividers, menu pockets and labels to orgnize your menus by cuisine. Some extras include order taking note pad, a tip guide and chart, a frequently called numbers list and, of course, a pen.

This nifty little gadget is a portable hand held espresso maker for caffeine junkies on the go. The Handpresso Wild ($140) not only looks stunning but also makes it possible to have the perfect espresso just about anywhere where hot water is available. It features an easily readable pressure gauge, a pump handle to create pressure and weighs in at a mere 476 grams. Simply pump the Handpresso to 16 bars, pour in the hot water, screw on the cap, press the button and you have the perfect shot of espresso.