If you're sick and tired of Hallmark greeting cards and are in dire need of something a little more unique, then pick up a pack of The Fucking Card Collection by 16 Sparrows ($4; $12/8 cards; $25/10 cards). This line of cards tells it like it is, expressing your happy wishes with profanity included. Let's be honest, nothing says "I’m happy for you" more than "Congratufuckinglations". [source]