When it comes to designing your business cards, don't hassle with die-cutting, foil, popups or UV spot lamination. If you can pull it off, opt in for something far superior than regular card stock. The Meat Cards ($TBA) are made of 100% beef jerky with your contact information seared using a 150 watt CO2 laser. These business card alternative retains its value for years (unless ingested) to make that lasting first impression with gusto.