Cynical, but genius and we love it because truth is baseball bats are kept for protection as much as they are used for sporting purposes. If ever you're unlucky enough to suffer a break-in at your property, the 3 watt LED lamp fitted to the end of this Baseball Bat Flashlight will save you from having to swing round at intruders in the dark, and the heavy duty aluminium body means that one swing should probably be enough.